Jokes
+16
Razor
RebornAgain
metalchick
Eedee
LadyDeath
TheDude
musicguy
davidgarcia
reneesmith
jasonking
Thrasher
FallenAngel
andrewwarhead
Slithered
jamieking
mdemaz
20 posters
Mat Demaz Forums :: Off-Topic Discussion :: Comedy :: Jokes
Page 3 of 3
Page 3 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
Re: Jokes
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of 'Walk' and 'Do Not Walk.' "
davidgarcia- Real G
- Posts : 782
Demaz Dollars : 91005
Join date : 2011-05-06
Age : 34
Location : Brisbane, Australia
Re: Jokes
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
LadyDeath- Yes Man
- Posts : 353
Demaz Dollars : 90425
Join date : 2011-05-13
Age : 32
Location : Texas USA
Page 3 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
Mat Demaz Forums :: Off-Topic Discussion :: Comedy :: Jokes
Page 3 of 3
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|