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Post by mdemaz on Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:30 pm

Time for a AVGN thread.

I'd rather shove my dick up a elephant's asshole.

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Post by Eedee on Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:39 pm

I'd rather listen to Atone chew on a monkey dick and spit about raping a horse in the ass than watch you shove a dick up an elephant's asshole.

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Post by mdemaz on Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:40 pm

I'd rather eat raw eggs.

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Post by Eedee on Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:48 pm

I'd rather lick on a gangrene dick.

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Post by mdemaz on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:02 pm

I'd rather unclog a shitty toilet with my bare hands.

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Post by Eedee on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:04 pm

I'd rather watch you do that.

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Post by mdemaz on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:09 pm

I'd rather circumcise myself with a toothpick.

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Post by Eedee on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:09 pm

I'd rather have you circumcise me with your mouth.

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Post by mdemaz on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:13 pm

I'd rather play League Of Legends with 1500 ping.

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Post by Eedee on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:15 pm

I'd rather watch you feed.

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Post by mdemaz on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:20 pm

I'd rather punch Kolten in the face for calling me an Aborigine every five seconds.

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Post by Eedee on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:20 pm

I'd rather just call you an Aborigine.

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Post by mdemaz on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:33 pm

I'd rather fuck a buffalo in the ass while getting my ass fucked by a monkey's arm.

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Post by Eedee on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:36 pm

I'd rather go to bed.

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Post by mdemaz on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:00 am

I'd rather eat out the rotten asshole of a road killed skunk.

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Post by Eedee on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:19 am

I'd rather watch you do that and jerk off to it.

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Post by mdemaz on Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:48 pm

I'd rather watch TV.

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Post by Eedee on Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:09 pm

I'd rather watch a porno with you and a circle jerk going at while listening to your 2006 shit.

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Post by FallenAngel on Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:31 pm

I'd rather drink cow milk blended with goat piss.

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Post by metalchick on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:44 pm

I'd rather have a bath in elephant poop.

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Post by TripleNineThree on Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:55 pm

I'd rather not read this topic because you guys have some twisted thoughts

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Post by Eedee on Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:14 pm

I'd rather you didn't either.

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Post by mdemaz on Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:29 pm

I'd rather buy things legally from a store.

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Post by Eedee on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:37 am

I'd rather shove a flower pot up Demaz's ass.

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Post by FallenAngel on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:48 am

I'd rather suck someone's balls off and stick them up their ass.

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